My stomach has been complaining since mid-morning Sunday.
No idea why, I’m suspecting either :
a. gastroenteritis ( alias sakit maag )
b. typhoid re-infection
c. food poisoning
My prognosis is more towards option (a). So yes, I started the day feeling seriously awful, especially realising that I have tonnes ( yes, tonnes !!) of work to do. Two weeks to final examination time, which means, I have to finish grading everryyythingg by end of this week.
Thankfully, the day did not end up as bad as I expected.
Ms Playboy Bunny’s “Go Girl” magazine became an inspiration for Is, our IT dude, to practice his err pick-up lines expertise on Ms K. With a bright and hopeful smile he approached K and the conversation went:
Is : “ Kamu abis main lem ya ?”
(translation : Have you been playing with glue
K: (looking at Is with a “you’re a weirdo” look)
Arion & Puput : (hysterically laughing,c os it sounds like “ Kamu abis ngelem ya ?”, translation: Have you been sniffing glue ? )
Is : (pura-pura gak tau apa-apa)
“ Soalnya kamu lengket banget di hatiku”
( Cos you’re glued to my heart ).
Result : Huehehe the romantic attempt failed miserably with a disgusted, hysterical
But this incident did not stop Djokerz, Is and RS from creating and recalling, what they thought of as world’s best pick-up lines, you can read their list of favourite pick-up lines in RS’ blog. Personally, I think all girls will think they’re too tacky, but seriously, if you happen to be a bloke, desperate for some conversation starter, those pick-up lines may come handy. Yes, girls will DEFINITELY think you’re weird, and you’re a lost cause. In other words, you are harmless enough. Aha !
Wait a minute, did I just spoil a tactic to potential players ? >_<
Okay, just kidding, boys !
Don’t even think of using those pick-up lines!