Suicidal student

Look what I found in one of the midterm answers’ sheets, someone please save this student from his suicide attempts 😦

On 7th page:

On 8th page:

On 9th (last page):

I just calculated his marks, he got 78% correct answers, what’s the suicide for? I hope he hasn’t done anything that could endanger his life yet -_-“

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13 thoughts on “Suicidal student

  1. tazlambert says:

    Waduh miss, what happen to your student…well if the mark is 78, it might be not your fault, maybe you should give some advice to the student, or just ask a few question to him/her

  2. Richard says:

    Hmm.. suicidal is not always related to result of test.
    Maybe he is pregant? Or she is in desperate need of drugs?

    Or.. that picture is not of that person.. that is someone else..
    So, for the later possibility, you dont need to worry, your student is not suicidal, he/she is just planning for homicide.

  3. renzmania says:

    Hmm.. Cuma pemanis di kertas ujian sajah, biar ga kosong gitu.. ^^ Kalo gambarnya sawah2an n gunung2an mkg lebih aneh.. hihihi..

  4. nebulousarion says:

    @berry : maybe he was hoping for A++++
    @rich : he cant be pregnant -_-, drugs ? errr maybe … homicide ? the last pic says he was shooting himself in the head .
    @renz : pemanis kok gambarnya gitu ? hehehe mendingan gambar sawah2 dan gunung.

  5. penembusbatas says:

    i suppose he feels uncomfortable because of his face.

    function is_more_handsome($person)
    {
    if($person==’sigit’)
    {
    return TRUE;
    }
    else
    {
    return FALSE;
    }
    }

    if($face==’too_ugly’)
    {
    $desperado=TRUE;
    }
    elseif($face==’too_handsome’)
    {
    if(is_more_handsome(‘sigit’)==TRUE)
    {
    $desperado = TRUE;
    }
    }

    while(($desperado==TRUE) && (is_life()==1))
    {
    try_suicide();
    }

    yeah. I know. That’s could be because I’m more handsome than him, so he was upset and try to suicide, exactly as the code above.
    Salam tampan 😉

  6. penembusbatas says:

    SORI ADA KESALAHAN. INI YANG BENER:

    i suppose he feels uncomfortable because of his face.

    function is_more_handsome($person)
    {
    if($person==’sigit’)
    {
    return TRUE;
    }
    else
    {
    return FALSE;
    }
    }

    if($face==’too_ugly’)
    {
    $desperado=TRUE;
    }
    elseif($face==’too_handsome’)
    {
    if(is_more_handsome(’sigit’)==TRUE)
    {
    $desperado = TRUE;
    }
    }

    while(($desperado==TRUE) && (is_life()==1))
    {
    try_suicide();
    }

    yeah. I know. That’s could be because I’m more handsome than him, so he was upset and try to suicide, exactly as the code above.
    Salam tampan 😉

  7. Pong2 - Mean Bully says:

    GEEK!! Nerd, kiasu !!! Hah!!! Type of ppl u hate to love – gila nilai students. They make the class longer and more irritating with their endless barrage of questions(some of them absolutely unnecessary); but they are useful during assignments and kebut-seminggu-biar-lulus sessions. As for me personally, they will get the “buddy” treatment during quiz where “tempel teruzz” is the main theme ^_^. Meh, not really ~_~

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