In descending order :
20. “That’s weird…”
19. “It’s never done that before.”
18. “It worked yesterday.”
17. “How is that possible?”
16. “It must be a hardware problem.”
15. “What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?”
14. “There is something funky in your data.”
13. “I haven’t touched that module in weeks!”
12. “You must have the wrong version.”
11. “It’s just some unlucky coincidence.”
10. “I can’t test everything!”
9. “THIS can’t be the source of THAT.”
8. “It works, but it hasn’t been tested.”
7. “Somebody must have changed my code.”
6. “Did you check for a virus on your system?”
5. “Even though it doesn’t work, how does it feel?
4. “You can’t use that version on your system.”
3. “Why do you want to do it that way?”
2. “Where were you when the program blew up?”
And the Number One reply by programmers when their programs don’t work:
1. “It works on my machine.”
Haha!
I usually do a combination of #20 and #1:
“That’s weird, it works on my machine”
I wonder if anyone tried #5 …
“5. “Even though it doesn’t work, how does it feel?”
I am wondering if you had been spying me for #1 reply…
That’s trully me.
LOL…
*it ran yesterday.. must be the vista, i32, blaberring bla bla bla bla* :))
heueeheh … so ivan is #18
My version : “Ouw..i’ll find someone to finish it lah”
@Jeff : Err..it happen only in the environment which not supported by well knowledge IT person i guess, hehe 😀 jk
How’s in ur offce sir? hehe (sarcastic mode = on)
@smile : i think u got the wrong jeff -_- , this jeff is (i heard) one of the best web programmer in the world.